Breasts for the Brave

I have to admit, I have been suffering from a wee bit of breast envy recently.... my breasts are big enough, but you know, sometimes you just wish you had breasts that were a little more buoyant or a little larger. It's normal now? 

Do I want to get a boob job? No, not really, so when I came across this image above, I was so excited...

These cute Asian ladies have the perfect product to battle breast envy. The beautiful buoyant homemade boob scarves.  

Feeling more than optimistic and I rushed out to the local shops and tried to find my own bobbly booby neck warmer. After roaming the aisles of numerous boutiques, I eventually resorted to scanning through the internet, where I found this boobie scarf pattern. Yes! I am now inspired me to find some old socks and make my own!

Lucky me, I have scores and scores of old socks. Although none of my socks are flesh-colored, though. I am going to try and make one of these scarves, I think I might still be able to pull it off.

Is anyone else willing to give it a go..?

Hope you don't expect photos of my creation........ :S

What is Breast envy? Where does this devilish boob envy surface from?

Anyone wondering, well, I will tell you. We are such envious creatures. If there is anything to envy, we will at least try. We close our eyes, squint hard, and hope we can one day have the same. The only problem is that as soon as we have it, bam, we forget we have it and want something else. 

So the best thing to do is battle envy directly and ... well, not ignore it.